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Life-Long Loving with a Sexbot

David Levy, an artificial intelligence expert and the author of "Love and Sex with Robots: The Evolution of Human-Robot Relationships", sees a future when people will prefer robots to humans. They will offer, he says, better sex and better relationships.

Andy, whose measurements are 101-56-86 centimeters (40-22-34 inches), has what many men want in a woman: "unlimited patience." At least that's what the manufacturer, a company called First Androids based in Neumarkt, Germany, promises. Andy also comes with options, including a "blowjob system, with adjustable levels," a "tangible pulse," "rotating hip motion" and a "heating system with adjustable controls" to raise the body temperature. "Except in the feet -- they remain cold, just like in real life," says David Levy.

Levy is fascinated with the idea of "love and sex with robots," and his visions of the future include "malebots" and "fembots" as lovers and life partners.

Levy finds the advantages of artificial companions over human partners appealing. Infidelity, moodiness, poor taste, poor hygiene, an unhealthy obsession with soccer -- all of these relationship difficulties would be resigned to the dustbin of history. Levy envisions backing up the entire personality of his androids on hard disks. If a robot is destroyed, it'll be easy to order a new one.

And the sex! Always willing, never disappointed, goodbye migraines -- and with the dirtiest possible fantasies available for download. A robot could be programmed to offer "sexual positions and techniques from around the world" or placed in "'teaching mode' for the sexual novice," says Levy. Everything from vagina dimensions to penis size, body scent to facial hair could be available as options.

See also: Bionic angels, Gynoids, Meat Cyborg,, Robotic relief, Lusty Bots, etc.

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