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The world would be a merrier place if men would wear these stunning trousers by fashion designer Isabel Mastache.

To alternate with Farting Trousers and accessorize with suitable underwear.

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To celebrate the launch of their new website, underwear label Aubade spent ten days cheering up passersby with live strippers in rue Montorgueil, Paris. Not in your face, hard core, stiptease, it was more of a 'girl next door' approach.

There's quite a few horrors on Regretsy, a blog dedicated to the worst items sold on Etsy. This one is an "1ofaKind FaBuLouS TUTU Costume Dance Fashion Party Skirt Adult" and it's inspired by Miley Cyrus.

A doughnut shop in Portland called Voodoo Doughnuts submitted the ad reproduced below for their branded clothing line to the feminist quarterly Bitch Magazine. Bitch rejected the ad because, according to spokeswoman Jaymee Jacoby, they felt it objectified a woman’s body in order to sell clothing. “We felt that our readers would feel that the ad goes against our mission statement to be anti-sexist.” Voodoo owner Tres Shannon, whose menu includes such treats as Triple Chocolate Penetration and Cock-n-Balls, replied, “I thought Bitch would be happy the woman isn’t plucked and shaved, but all natural like a real woman.” It would be interesting to see if Bitch would accept the same ad without the pubes.

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Wooldom, the woolly condom!