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Tennis pundits were reportedly red-faced when they had to comment on a match between two players called Wang and King.

The TV commentators had no choice but to say the players' last names one after the other during long rallies.

To make things worse, the Thai Open match between Yeu-Tzuoo Wang and Phillip King was held in Bangkok. A tennis fan watching on TV said: "There were a few moments in the match when the commentators had no alternative but to say their names. It was hilarious."

The Icelandic Phallological Museum - a museum devoted to phallology - is appealing for a human specimen.

Now this sounds a bit scarry... A new martial arts video in China reportedly teaches men how to make their crotch as hard as iron.

Screenshot from 'Iron Crutch Kungfu' video

In the video, a monk named Shi Yanwu demonstrates Tiedang Gong - or 'Iron Crotch Kung Fu' - by having another monk kick him in the privates or having a guy hanging by a rope from his penis, and using his penis to pull a heavy stone roller.

The video claims that by practicing the martial art, "a man can not only protect himself better, but also improve his sexual agility and potency."

Couldn't find the mentioned video, but here's another one, this time it is some demo of iron crotch truck pulling and there's help available if you ever wanted to try that at home.

More crotch madness.